attention tom cruise-alike. you, sir, are a stone-cold ledge-bag.

I do make a game attempt not to throw up too many links or embedded videos here; other people do it so much better than me. But sometimes they just slip through the net, and considering the last time I did this, it was also au sujet du Scientology, it just feels right to embed this stunning impression (impersonation?) of Tom Cruise.

For the record, I am by no means a hater. I liked Jerry Maguire, and once I became old enough to understand that Top Gun is a comedy (about two months ago), I started to high-five people. Now, the ironic appreciation of the act has vanished completely, and I request five all the time, seriously.

But at least I don’t ask people to lock it in. Yet.